Candle Descriptions
Aries (Fire)
Impulsive Rage in a Jar
Scented with fiery notes that match their
energy, this candle captures Aries' fearless spirit and total disregard for process. Ideal for those who act first, think later and light fires both literal and metaphorical.
Fire
Top Notes: Tobacco, Honey, Spices, Citrus
Heart Notes: Tobacco Leaf, Dry Woods, Sandalwood
Base Notes: Amber, Tonka Bean, Patchouli, Honey
Taurus (Earth)
Stubborn as F*ck
Grounded, indulgent and unbothered by your feedback. This scent wraps you in calm confidence and a passive resistance to change that smells really good. For those who say 'no' with their whole chest.
Earth
Top Notes: Tobacco, Honey, Spices, Citrus
Heart Notes: Tobacco Leaf, Dry Woods, Sandalwood
Base Notes: Amber, Tonka Bean, Patchouli, Honey
Gemini (Air)
The Gossip Whisperer
Bright, bubbly and a little two-faced - in
the best way! This dual-natured fragrance shifts depending on who’s in the room. Perfect for talking sh*t and pivoting mid-convo with grace.
Air
Top Notes: Bergamot, Lemon, Mandarin, Cinnamon
Heart Notes: Cedarwood, Amber, Jasmine, Patchouli, Tobacco
Base Notes: Musk, Sandalwood, Amber, Vanilla, Myrrh, Tonka
Cancer (Water)
The Emotional Liability
This one smells like cookies baked through
tears, nostalgic memories and a warm hug you didn’t know you needed. For anyone who texts 'are you mad at me?' unprompted.
Water
Top notes: Lemon, Bergamot, Orange
Heart notes: Juniper, Jasmine, Rosemary, Tea Tree, Pine
Base notes: Musk, Cedarwood
Leo (Fire)
The Backstabbing Saboteur
Charisma, sabotage and the scent of taking
credit for someone else's slides. This attention demanding candle makes a statement just like its namesake. Smells like being the main character and the villain.
Fire
Top Notes: Tobacco, Honey, Spices, Citrus
Heart Notes: Tobacco Leaf, Woody Notes, Sandalwood
Base Notes: Amber, Tonka Bean, Patchouli, Honey
Virgo (Earth)
The Conniption Fit
Clean, sharp and holding it all together.
A scent that’s highly functional just like your Google Sheets. Smells like fixed grammar, high-functioning anxiety and unspoken resentment.
Earth
Top Notes: Bergamot, Apple
Heart Notes: Jasmine, White Floral, Gourmand
Base Notes: Musk, Vanilla, Amber, Sandalwood
Libra (Air)
Can’t Decide for Sh*t
Light, floral and balanced to the point of
exhaustion. This one smells like polite indecision and fake smiles in the group chat. For those who won’t pick a restaurant but complain anyway.
Air
Top Notes: Bergamot, Lemon, Mandarin, Cinnamon
Heart Notes: Cedarwood, Amber, Jasmine, Patchouli,
Tobacco
Base Notes: Musk, Sandalwood, Amber, Vanilla, Myrrh, Tonka
Scorpio (Water)
The Silent Assassin
Dark, intense and disturbingly calm. Secrets, strategy and a mysteriously blocked-out Thursday. This scent burns slow and strong just like your suspicion that they're plotting something.
Water
Top notes: Lemon, Bergamot, Orange
Heart notes: Juniper, Jasmine, Rosemary, Tea Tree, Pine
Base notes: Musk, Cedarwood
Sagittarius (Fire)
The Flight Risk
Fresh, free-spirited and a little
unpredictable. This candle smells like truth bombs and airport departures. Best paired with impulse travel and zero apologies.
Fire
Top Notes: Tobacco, Honey, Spices, Citrus
Heart Notes: Tobacco Leaf, Woody Notes, Sandalwood
Base Notes: Amber, Tonka Bean, Patchouli, Honey
Capricorn (Earth)
Dead Inside but Employed
Corporate ambition wrapped in a scent of
emotional suppression. Smells like power lunches, burnout and a calendar that hasn’t had white space since 2019.
Earth
Top Notes: Bergamot, Apple
Heart Notes: Jasmine, White Floral, Gourmand
Base Notes: Musk, Vanilla, Amber, Sandalwood
Aquarius (Air)
Offline but Watching
A cool, detached fragrance with notes of curiosity, rebellion and Zoom call silence before someone snaps. Perfect for when you want to be included but not involved.
Air
Top Notes: Bergamot, Lemon, Mandarin, Cinnamon
Heart Notes: Cedarwood, Amber, Jasmine, Patchouli,
Tobacco
Base Notes: Musk, Sandalwood, Amber, Vanilla, Myrrh, Tonka
Pisces (Water)
The Perpetually Confused
Soft, whimsical and 2–5 business days behind on comprehension. This dreamy scent smells like gentle chaos and ‘wait... what meeting?’ energy.
Water
Top notes: Lemon, Bergamot, Orange
Heart notes: Juniper, Jasmine, Rosemary, Tea Tree, Pine
Base notes: Musk, Cedarwood