Collection: Products
Batch 01 now available. Limited pour.
The stars called and they said you're a mess. Luckily, we translated each zodiac sign into a candle; sarcastic, dark and painfully accurate. From Aries (Impulsive Rage in a Jar) to Pisces (The Emotional Liability), every candle is hand-poured in sustainable RCX wax with IFRA approved fragrances designed to mock and soothe in equal measures.
Each burn is 40 hrs of cosmic therapy you didn't ask for. Whether you're buying your own star sign or gifting someone else (even better) these candles are less 'spiritual awakening' and more 'emotional intervention'.
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Aquarius - Offline but Watching
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Are We Done Here
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Aries - Impulsive Rage in a Jar
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As Per My Last Email
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Cancer - The Emotional Liability
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Capricorn - Dead Inside but Employed
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Correct Me if I'm Wrong
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Gemini - The Gossip Whisperer
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Leo - The Backstabbing Saboteur
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Libra - Cant Decide for Sh*t
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Pisces - The Perpetually Confused
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Relax the Cacks
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Sagittarius - The Flight Risk
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Scorpio - The Silent Assassin
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Taurus - Stubborn as F*ck
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Virgo - The Conniption Fit
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