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Office Ethnics

Capricorn - Dead Inside but Employed

Capricorn - Dead Inside but Employed

£24.00 GBP
£24.00 GBP
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Batch 01 now open. Small batch production. Limited Availability.

Corporate despair with hints of ambition 

“Dead Inside But Employed” is the scent of corporate despair with a side of ambition. Wearing a blazer on Teams? Thriving in silence? This one’s for the 5-year plan with no feelings attached and the quiet bitterness of carrying the team through another deadline no one else remembered.  It’s excellence under pressure, wrapped in graphite and roasted coffee, with just enough leather notebook energy to make it feel like you chose this life. The scent of suppressed dreams and bullet proof calendars. Burn this while updating your CV or calculating how many hours until Friday.

Scent (Earth): Dry, refined, professional burnout chic.

 

Office Ethnics candles are hand poured in small batches using RCX wax (a sustainable blend of rapeseed and coconut), cotton wicks and find fragrances created by European perfumers inline with IFRA standards. Each candle is 220g with an approximate 40 - hour burn. Please read candle care before lighting, chaos is our brand, fire hazards are not. 

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Materials

  • Hand-poured using a sustainable rapeseed & coconut (RCX) wax blend.
  • 100% cotton wick for clean, even burn.
  • Fine fragrance oils developed by leading perfumers and compliant with IFRA safety standards.
  • Vegan, cruelty-free and fee from paraffin or phthalates.

Shipping and Returns

  • Ships in 2-5 business days (UK). Returns? if your candle arrived damaged, we'll sort it. If you regret your life choices, well, we can't help you there.

Burn Time

  • Approx. 220g/40 hours burn time.
  • Designed to burn cleanly and evenly with proper candle care.

Candle Care

Your candle isn't high maintenance but it does have standards.

  • Always trim your wick 5mm before lighting.
  • Keep it lit until the melt pool reaches the edges and avoid drafts (no one likes drama).
  • Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time or leave unattended - unless your plan is to burn down more than just your bridges.

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