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Office Ethnics

Virgo - The Conniption Fit

Virgo - The Conniption Fit

Fixed your grammar, then your life

“The Conniption Fit” is the scent of precision under pressure. It smells like spreadsheets, control issues and a tiny mental breakdown. Judgy but helpful. Methodical madness in a minimalist jar and perfectionism in wax form. A candle that corrects your grammar and your existence. Light this when the urge to reorganise the stationary drawer hits.

Scent (Earth): Clean, crisp, perfectionist approved

 

Office Ethnics candles are hand poured in small batches using RCX wax (a sustainable blend of rapeseed and coconut), cotton wicks and fine fragrances created by European perfumers inline with IFRA standards. Each candle is 220g with an approximate 40-hour burn. Please read candle care before lighting because nothing ruins a vibe like a preventable fire. 

£24.00 GBP
£24.00 GBP
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Materials

  • Hand-poured using a sustainable rapeseed & coconut (RCX) wax blend.
  • 100% cotton wick for clean, even burn.
  • Fine fragrance oils developed by leading perfumers and compliant with IFRA safety standards.
  • Vegan, cruelty-free and fee from paraffin or phthalates.

Shipping and Returns

  • Ships in 2-5 business days (UK). Returns? if your candle arrived damaged, we'll sort it. If you regret your life choices, well, we can't help you there.

Burn Time

  • Approx. 220g/40 hours burn time.
  • Designed to burn cleanly and evenly with proper candle care.

Candle Care

Your candle isn't high maintenance but it does have standards.

  • Always trim your wick 5mm before lighting.
  • Keep it lit until the melt pool reaches the edges and avoid drafts (no one likes drama).
  • Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time or leave unattended - unless your plan is to burn down more than just your bridges.

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